| Saw an amusing article in the Wave Magazine. Yes, this is quoted from a free local paper, but I do enjoy its overall message and the satire. I do read the WSJ, NYT, Economist, etc., but this one was just funny.
"Because if the Republicans win, we’ll have not only four years of the
most outrageous Oval Office antics ever, but a real good shot at an
adventurous apocalypse."
"Scandal: Aerial F***ing Wolf Hunting.
When Palin was governor, she had an open offer
that if you shot a wolf from a helicopter, you could collect a $150
bounty. That sentence wasn’t an optical illusion conjured by your
brain’s awesome center. She would give you money for shooting wolves
out of a helicopter. That’s not only holy crap, it’s good for national
security. Because if and when Barack Obama turns into a Muslim
werewolf, she’ll already have a rifle team hovering over him.
Scandal: She Has No International Experience.
When you live in Alaska, international
experience is someone making love to a fish doused in Italian dressing.
However, according to three of her Republican colleagues, Alaska is
really close to Russia...
Scandal: Uhhhh... What Does the Vice President Do?
About a month ago, Palin said the office of
the vice president didn’t seem very productive, and in fact she didn’t
know what the hell the vice president did."
Please don't get me started on her interview w/Charles Gibson.
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